{"id":107,"date":"2004-04-12T10:29:44","date_gmt":"2004-04-12T09:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sainthuitre.free.fr\/wordpress\/?p=107"},"modified":"2024-03-30T15:21:54","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T14:21:54","slug":"daddys-dead-during-the-show-12042004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/2004\/04\/12\/daddys-dead-during-the-show-12042004\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddy&rsquo;s dead during the show 12042004"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy&rsquo;s dead during the show<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead tomorrow<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead during the show<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead just now<\/p>\n<p>Ow ow ow ow<\/p>\n<p>Quelqu&rsquo;un frappe \u00e0 la porte.<\/p>\n<p>Daddy&rsquo;s dead during the show<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead tomorrow<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead during the show<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead just now<\/p>\n<p>Ow ow ow ow<\/p>\n<p>Quelqu&rsquo;un abime ma putain de porte !<\/p>\n<p>Daddy&rsquo;s dead during the show<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead tomorrow<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead during the show<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead just now<\/p>\n<p>Ow ow ow ow<\/p>\n<p>Il va arr\u00eater ce connard qui d\u00e9fonce ma porte ?<\/p>\n<p>-Y&rsquo;a quelqu&rsquo;un oh ?!<br \/>\n-Quoi ?<br \/>\n-Ouvrez merde, on s&rsquo;entend plus ici.<br \/>\n-Quoi ?<br \/>\n-Tu l&rsquo;ouvres cette porte connard ?<br \/>\n-C&rsquo;est toi le connard, connard. T&rsquo;as d\u00e9fonc\u00e9 ma porte.<\/p>\n<p>Bon allez, je lui ouvre.<\/p>\n<p>-Salut, dit une petite brune un peu mal r\u00e9veill\u00e9e, ou mal endormie.<br \/>\n-Hmm.<br \/>\n-Excuse moi de te d\u00e9ranger mais ta musique va un peu fort.<br \/>\n-Pas de musique, c&rsquo;est moi qui chante.<br \/>\n-Tu chantes trop fort alors.<br \/>\n-Hmm.<br \/>\n-Et tu pourrais arr\u00eater de sauter comme un con sur ton&#8230;<br \/>\nmatelas, y&rsquo;a la lampe au plafond qui va me tomber sur le<br \/>\ncoin de la gueule si \u00e7a continue.<br \/>\n-Hmm.<br \/>\n-Tu m&rsquo;\u00e9coutes l\u00e0 ou t&rsquo;es compl\u00e8tement explos\u00e9 ?<br \/>\n-Hmm.<br \/>\n-Eh connard, t&rsquo;as compris ? Ou j&rsquo;appelle les flics ?<br \/>\n-Tu ne devrais pas \u00eatre vulgaire, \u00e7a t&rsquo;enlaidit.<br \/>\n-Pff.<br \/>\n-Bon, tu bois quelque chose ?<br \/>\n-Non mais \u00e7a va pas, il est Cinq heures du matin, j&rsquo;ai pas<br \/>\ndormi de la nuit&#8230;<br \/>\n-Un caf\u00e9 ? \u00e7a marche.<br \/>\n-Mais t&rsquo;es compl\u00e8tement \u00e0 la masse mon pov&rsquo; vieux.<br \/>\n-Hmm. Deux sucres ?<br \/>\n-Ouais.<br \/>\n-Bon \u00e7a sera du th\u00e9, j&rsquo;ai plus de caf\u00e9.<br \/>\n-Va t&rsquo;faire foutre.<\/p>\n<p>Tout \u00e7a parceque j&rsquo;ai plus de caf\u00e9&#8230;<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead during the show<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead tomorrow<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead during the show<br \/>\nDaddy&rsquo;s dead just now<\/p>\n<p>Ow ow ow ow<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy&rsquo;s dead during the show Daddy&rsquo;s dead tomorrow Daddy&rsquo;s dead during the show Daddy&rsquo;s dead just now Ow ow ow ow Quelqu&rsquo;un frappe \u00e0 la porte. Daddy&rsquo;s dead during the show Daddy&rsquo;s dead tomorrow Daddy&rsquo;s dead during the show Daddy&rsquo;s dead just now Ow ow ow ow Quelqu&rsquo;un abime ma putain de porte ! 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