Dans un bistrot, la nuit
\nun journaliste aventurier
\nun informaticien r\u00e9volutionnaire
\nun artiste androgyne
\nun djeun sur le retour
\nun patron patron<\/p>\n
le djeun – La \u00ab\u00a0fruit d\u00e9fendu\u00a0\u00bb ? Keskec\u00e9 ?
\nle patron – Tu connais pas ?
\nl’artiste – C’est super sympa, tr\u00e8s frouit\u00e9.
\nle djeun – Ah ? C’est pas fort ?
\nle journaliste – Ha ha ha, si c’est fort… t’en bois pas quatre.
\nl’artiste – Ah ouais, c’est fort, c’est pour \u00e7a qu’c’est bon.
\nle patron – ‘fin chon il en a bu combien la derni\u00e8re fois, huit, neuf ?
\nl’artiste – Euh… neuf.
\nl’informaticien – Neuf ?
\nle patron – Bah qu’est ce tu crois, il boit pas des bi\u00e8res de p\u00e9d\u00e9 !
\nl’artiste – Hum…
\nle patron – et des Leffe brunes aussi.
\nl’informaticien – Hum…
\nle djeun – Ah ouais… neuf…
\nl’artiste – Sant\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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