C’est comme si cette danseuse c’eut \u00e9t\u00e9 ta tata en tutu qu’eut tap\u00e9 ton tonton
\nMais ma maman qu’on surnomme la mama tu sais quoi
\nm’a martel\u00e9 que tata aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 acquitt\u00e9e.
\nAlors, ton tonton a quitt\u00e9 ta tata c’est ti-vrai ?
\nA ce qu’on dit ton tonton s’est trouv\u00e9 une passion
\npour les tatamis. Un petit tas de tatamis ont \u00e9t\u00e9 livr\u00e9s
\n\u00e0 l’attention de ton tonton sur le ponton de son navire.
\nQu’il est navrant que tout ton temps tu t’attendais au pire
\nSans perte ni fracas nul ne tapa plus ton pauvre tonton
\nPlus de pluie de coups de poings de tata
\nni de chute nulle part les tatamis tombaient bien
\nton tonton est dit-on tout heureux
\net ta tata cette sotte en maltraite un autre<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
C’est comme si cette danseuse c’eut \u00e9t\u00e9 ta tata en tutu qu’eut tap\u00e9 ton tonton Mais ma maman qu’on surnomme la mama tu sais quoi m’a martel\u00e9 que tata aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 acquitt\u00e9e. Alors, ton tonton a quitt\u00e9 ta tata c’est ti-vrai ? A ce qu’on dit ton tonton s’est trouv\u00e9 une passion pour les tatamis. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7FZF0-FF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3248,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions\/3248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}