{"id":46,"date":"2003-11-02T15:56:49","date_gmt":"2003-11-02T14:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sainthuitre.free.fr\/wordpress\/?p=46"},"modified":"2024-03-30T15:21:57","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T14:21:57","slug":"lappel-02112003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/2003\/11\/02\/lappel-02112003\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;Appel 02112003"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tu m&rsquo;as appel\u00e9 hier au soir t&rsquo;en souviens tu ?<br \/>\nSi oui,<br \/>\nil y avait une raison a ton appel, t&rsquo;en souviens tu ?<br \/>\nsi oui,<br \/>\nas-tu trouv\u00e9 une solution ?<br \/>\nsi oui,<br \/>\ntout va bien.<\/p>\n<p>Si tu as r\u00e9pondu NON \u00e0 la moindre de ces questions,<br \/>\nje te prirai :<br \/>\n1 &#8211; d&rsquo;arr\u00eater de boire<br \/>\n2 &#8211; d&rsquo;arr\u00eater de m&#8217;emmerder \u00e0 00h35<br \/>\n3 &#8211; de consulter un psy, ou quelqu&rsquo;un de comp\u00e9tent pour t&rsquo;aider<br \/>\n4 &#8211; de m&rsquo;oublier<br \/>\n5 &#8211; de te trouver une femme bien<br \/>\n6 &#8211; de ne pas remplacer tes repas par des canettes de bi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tu m&rsquo;as appel\u00e9 hier au soir t&rsquo;en souviens tu ? Si oui, il y avait une raison a ton appel, t&rsquo;en souviens tu ? si oui, as-tu trouv\u00e9 une solution ? si oui, tout va bien. Si tu as r\u00e9pondu NON \u00e0 la moindre de ces questions, je te prirai : 1 &#8211; d&rsquo;arr\u00eater de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7FZF0-K","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3749,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/3749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}