{"id":482,"date":"2006-08-10T15:02:19","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T14:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sainthuitre.free.fr\/wordpress\/?p=482"},"modified":"2024-03-30T15:20:27","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T14:20:27","slug":"cest-parce-que-la-guerre-cest-moche-10082006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/2006\/08\/10\/cest-parce-que-la-guerre-cest-moche-10082006\/","title":{"rendered":"C&rsquo;est parce que la guerre c&rsquo;est moche 10082006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span id=\"BlogViewId\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"bvMsg\" id=\"msgcns!F913863E3213E2C1!494\">\n<div>Un type un matin se r\u00e9veille, un peu par erreur d&rsquo;ailleurs<\/div>\n<div>il croyait ce niais en la vertu du travail.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Comme chaque matin o\u00f9 il agissait de la sorte<\/div>\n<div>il allumait la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision o\u00f9 les humains se font cohortes<\/div>\n<div>et rivalisent de connerie pour se faire la guerre.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Ce matin l\u00e0, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait un soir, il n&rsquo;avait pas commis d&rsquo;erreur<\/div>\n<div>et pourtant les cohortes \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision entretenaient leur connerie.<\/div>\n<div>On y voyait la m\u00e8re \u00e0 l&rsquo;enfant en pleures<\/div>\n<div>et comment oublier les images de la furie<\/div>\n<div>sanguinaire.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Un type un matin n&rsquo;avait pas su dormir de la nuit<\/div>\n<div>il gambergeait comme on dit pendant son insomnie<\/div>\n<div>que faire contre ce malaise ?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Comme chaque matin o\u00f9 il subissait de la sorte<\/div>\n<div>il allumait une cigarette pendant que les hommes en cohortes<\/div>\n<div>d\u00e9valaient les rues pour rejoindre leur travail.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>C&rsquo;est parce que la guerre c&rsquo;est moche.<\/div>\n<div>Il aime pas l&rsquo;arm\u00e9e, il fera pas de mioche<\/div>\n<div>pour qu&rsquo;il se fasse cramer ou pire qu&rsquo;il joue au soldat.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un type un matin se r\u00e9veille, un peu par erreur d&rsquo;ailleurs il croyait ce niais en la vertu du travail. Comme chaque matin o\u00f9 il agissait de la sorte il allumait la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision o\u00f9 les humains se font cohortes et rivalisent de connerie pour se faire la guerre. Ce matin l\u00e0, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait un soir, il [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7FZF0-7M","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3332,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions\/3332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sainthuitre.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}